sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
It gets even better when you remember that Flats is a bully who likes to hurt people for no reason and that Spongebob is easily upset and barely understands how the outside world works.
I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Random fact about you
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress